The Dream

Definitely not based on a real dream or anything.

The Challenge

Changing Relationship

I only have two writing moods:

    A.) highly-explicit horny shit

  B.) wholesome cutesy shit

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Spiraling

This caption is based off an email from a fan (you know who you are 😉)

I always enjoy getting inspired by other people's imaginations, so please feel to share your creative ideas with me via email!

Playing for the Other Team

Yeah, I know tomorrow is Valentine's Day, but my girlfriend and I celebrated today, and writing a Valentine's Day/Superbowl Sunday caption was a super fun idea I just couldn't pass up.

So, Happy Valentine's Day!

Road Rage

The consequences of your actions.

Fast Learner