Such a Pussy

"You've got to be kidding me, dude. Elyse―your crush―is sitting here naked on your couch begging you to fuck her, and you're telling her no?!

"So what if it's really me in here? You can call me 'Elyse' if it means you'll stick that hard-on inside me... Don't try hiding it, it's quite obvious...

"Dude, c'mon! You have no idea how horny this body is. It's only been a week since Swap Class started and I've masturbated probably a dozen times already! Who knew quiet, innocent Elyse had such an appetite for cock! Hah... So can you just help me out here... Please?

"God you're such a pussy!―and that's coming from me, a person with a pussy! Fine, guess I'll just have to go out and find a real man who can treat a girl right!"